Saturday, January 29, 2011

Ring Bear Translate Spanish

THE NEW QUEEN OF THE FASHION --- Ciak NUTS! 1pt. TIME NOT JUST PARODY

"Mmm" is exactly the expression that characterized my mood towards this project.
"Mmm" because write a program based on a casting search for conductive fashion, did not feel much of my comfort zone.
Then, because in my brain are unleashed continually struggles not indifferent, my status changed from "mmm" on "Togo!"

Obviously I will not have any further description of the program, so there Lost In Fashion .
I can only say what they are not so many beautiful girls
1) stupid
2)
nasty and what not are those with the screen has to do usually
1) superstars / divas
2) menos
actually live 12 hours a on a set day, in contact with persone che non conosci, che conosci poco e tanto insieme, ti fa sentire un pò "da impasto panettone", cioè con le uvette, i canditi, le uova, la farina, il burro...insomma un caos mondiale, che però ci sta dentro di brutto.
Il mio impasto è: le bretelle di Ricky, il fiocco della Marghe, gli occhi delle ragazze, la camminata di Armando,  la pizza da asporto, la schiettezza di Mirko, la voce di Rajan, e tanto altro ancora.


 Ci sono anche momenti di disperazione...
 E poi c'è a moment, one where you're sitting in front of someone you've never seen before, and you have to be interviewed. There is a "first" in which you do not know. There's a "during", where you and she total revenue in empathy, in which his own eyes you suggest what questions you need to make the , where it is as if you knew for 10 years, and c 'is an "after", in which, snap, go back to being normal friends.



Beccatevi the first episode:

Sunday, January 23, 2011

Thread Count Cat Hair



Sometimes you see the outfit and obscene photos of unquestionable beauty (including mine of course). Too bad that few negative comments politely. Or being "so cool, so cool" or down to almost personally offended. In short, there are no more nor between seasons nor the "media comments.'s All the negative (and sometimes rude) that if you want you can get from some of my photos ...

Anonymous: No, but a photo of a little closer? Not only do we see the pimples, but also the mustache.

Anonymous: Hat, sunglasses, scarf ... then what? you did before (and better) to put on a burka.
Anonymous: OK to do fashion, but it really is flowing into the ridiculous. Did you take from your grandfather?
Anonymous: Fan of Frankenstein?
Anonymous: Brava, you are right to photoshopped so much, so you do not recognize you anymore!
Anonymous: magna magna, we're on the feast of roast pig?
Anonymous: a color that is not enough?
Anonymous, but stop being a pussy that you are also astemia! E poi quello non è un bicchiere da Champagne.

E........evviva l'autoironia!

Wednesday, January 19, 2011

Small Chocolate Initials

catwalks (Milan Fashion Man week) Part III

 Eppure ho fatto altre foto, non sono mica scema. Ma 1) le avrò salvate sul pc del lavoro dato che qui non ci sono 2) le ho messe su una delle 80 chiavette che mi porto in giro come caramelle 3) le ho cancellate dalla macchina fotografica inavvertitamente (tutto può essere se si tratta del mio cervello) 4) bò.

Perse o non perse (ma se le trovo le posto) ecco gli ultimi scatti della "Non solo Man Fashion Week". E' stata molto dura, ho rischiato febbre e compagnia bella, ma non ci si può lamentare too if you go to see the parades. Type, are granted their complaints a day, that's it.
the end the team was togo. Although I understand that Jacob can not work. We are too pegs together! I also wanted to remember those two or three words in Bulgarian (the operators were Bulgarians, although they claimed Marghe Bari), but I did. I also wanted to have a driver as I turned the fashion shows with my broken-down scooter and mini skirt. I wanted to eat well every now and then.
Behold, I have already complained more than twice. So stop.





















Sunday, January 16, 2011

How To Decorate A Narrow Room

NOT ONLY catwalks (Milan Fashion Man week) Part II

front of the Museo della Permanente - Westwood fashion show, "Hello, can I ask you a question .. on I mean your outfit ... "
"Mmm I'm a bit shy and then I shoes Margel"
"Come on, do not worry, we do not tell to Vivienne"
10 minutes of chatter from "nice uncle" and then ask you to type: " Who are you? "
him: "The designer Westwood man"
Ah. Only ..... "Sorry"
"Oh, you're a very funny person"
No, Lucy, but still a fare ste figure...
Fatto sta che il signor Lowe aveva una spillina a cuore che non potevo non fotografare.
Peccato che la sua "capa" Vivienne sia stata così scortese con me...

Mi metto dietro alla telecamera con Giorgio e lei comincia a smanettare, dicendo che  IO le do fastidio. MA CHI IO, SIGNORA WESTWOOD?????
Mi sposto e lei continua a smanettare... ma che devo chiedere il permesso per stare in piedi dove mi pare? Vabè CIAO!
Meno male che dopo incontro di nuovo il Signor Lowe che mi dice con un mega sorriso che secondo lui io sono una persona positiva, e che dovrebbero esserci più persone "positive" come me. 100 punti a Mr Man Westwood.
La collezione? I say nothing, not a comment things that bother my physical presence.
Go ahead. Emporio Armani? I say nothing, in the sense that the parade did not like that much. Ermanno Scervino
? Yes, the atmosphere was family ... and then there was Francisco. Missoni
nice, beautiful location (Island I love you)
Moncler Gamme Bleu top apart from the bill that made me cold to risk a fainting while pretending to be someone weighing scale to new destinations.

Obviously my fashion week continues in the whole scooter. Skirt shorter and more polar cold.




Ermanno Scervino shirt jeans
The Horsemen of Moncler



Angela ; Missoni
Missoni
Missoni
Missoni

Moncler
Francisco



The suitcase Ermanno Scervino
She obviously goes down